You can support my website by a donation through PayPal or by shopping at Amazon through this link. The Mathematician: “If now exactly 1 person enters the house then it will beĮ-Mail (will not be published) (required)
The Biologists conclusion: “They have reproduced”. The Physicist: “The measurement wasn’t accurate.”. Time passes.Īfter a while they notice three persons coming out of the house. Watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other sideįirst they see two people going into the house. (the last one is not so good… that’s because I’ve invented it) 11 January 2010, 9:31 amĪ Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe Hey, I think we should add up, we’ll both gain a lot in life. One day 1 meets e^(i*pi) and fall in love with her. Why don’t mathematicians and computer programmers distinguish Halloween and Christmas? Originating in theoretical physics, the metaphor. One with a real mother and an imaginary father. The spherical cow is a humorous metaphor for highly simplified scientific models of complex phenomena. My friend thinks the Canadian prime minister. (if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference). (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin'). What's the opposite of quantum physics Logic. The Higgs-Boson says “But without me how can you have mass?” 26 December 2009, 6:59 pm Quantum physics has its ups and downs But it all quarks out in the end. “Then when the wife thinks you are with the mistress and the mistress thinks you are with the wife, you can get some mathematics done.” 26 December 2009, 12:03 pmĪ Higgs-Boson walks into a church, the priest says “We don’t allow Higgs-Bosons in here.”.
Some particles, thoroughly sloshed, are ready to leave the tavern.īartender: “For you, no charge” 25 December 2009, 10:44 amĪ doctor, lawyer and mathematician were discussing the merits of wives vs mistresses.
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Continued here: Tanya Khovanova's Math Blog » Blog Archive » Physics Jokes 24 December 2009, 11:21 pm Tanya Khovanova's Math Blog » Blog Archive » Physics Jokes : Quality jokes collection:.Not sure about von Neumann but the Heisenberg one sounds authentic ? 24 December 2009, 4:58 pm I’ve heard that von Neumann really told the police that he saw red light as being green because of the wave-length-whatever-effect, because he was driving fast enough towards the lights.